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RIP Society of the Day: I can’t decide who I dislike more: The “who is Paul McCartney” kids or the “I would let Chris Brown beat me” girls.
I say we toss them all into a monster truck arena and let Bigfoot sort them out.
[nedhepburn / caitiedelaney.]
See, this is the shit I’m afraid of. Get your music education DOWN children, I refuse to let good music be destroyed by some dubstep pre-teens.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzbe1dv3ye1qbtrryo1_400.png)
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Well, so much for that Meat Crimes community outreach program…
After Breaking Into Apartment, Man Folds Laundry and Cooks Chicken
Police entered the apartment to find a pot of chicken and onions cooking on the stove. The woman who lives there said, “It smelled good, it had the broth and everything, but we just threw it in the trash can”.However, [Keith] Davis did not stop with dinner, the man also folded the woman’s laundry, placed it neatly on her dining room table and vacuumed the floors. “He drank all my orange juice, but it’s cool because he folded my clothes and swept my floors,” says the woman.
Ahahaha. Break into my apartment please.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzaspcEmW81qa6xh1o1_400.jpg)
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Penis, penis, penis!
— The daughter-in-law of an Archie Comics co-founder allegedly burst into a corporate meeting at the comics company and screamed out these three words as she pointed around the room full of men. She’s been sued for sexual harassment. (via newsweek)
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World-Record-Setting Waterskiers of the Day: A new world record was set off the coast of Strahan, Tasmania, where 145 waterskiers were pulled by the same boat across Macquarie Harbour, successfully maintaining an upright position for a full nautical mile.
The previous record, set by the same group, was 114. The youngest participant? 12-year-old Alexandria Seaton.
Watch the world record attempt below:
[dailymail / biotv.]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyryheSLWU1qzpwi0o1_1280.jpg)
Lights Out: Die Antwoord - “I Fink U Freeky”
[zef.]
What?
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RIP: Don Cornelius, creator and host of the legendary musical variety show Soul Train, was found dead this morning of an apparent self-inflicted gun shot wound in his home in Sherman Oaks, California. He was 75.
Introducing many Americans to soul music through his hit TV show which premiered in 1971, Cornelius helped promote the careers of such musical icons as James Brown, Aretha Franklin, and Michael Jackson.
He is perhaps best remembered, even among non-viewers, for his signature catchphrase, with which he would end each show: “I’m Don Cornelius, and as always in parting, we wish you love, peace and soul!”
[tmz.]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lypyd4vvfK1qzpwi0o1_1280.jpg)
